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Post by hairymooseknuckles on May 12, 2018 14:04:51 GMT -5
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired on a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He said to the Italian guy "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy he said" You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now I have to leave for a while and I expect when I get back you have made a dent in that pile of sand."
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple hours, the sand is untouched. He asks the Italian,"Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies "I no hava no broom. You saida the Chinese-a-fella wasa in charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And I thought I told you to shovel this pile of sand."The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot I couldn't get meself a shovel! Ye left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies, boot I couldn't find him .
The foreman is really angry now, and he storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of sand and yells
"SUPPLIES"
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Post by daylilydude on May 12, 2018 14:35:34 GMT -5
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Post by brownrexx on May 12, 2018 16:09:18 GMT -5
Cute.
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