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Post by spike on Mar 19, 2020 21:00:55 GMT -5
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dirtguy50
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Post by dirtguy50 on Mar 19, 2020 21:19:56 GMT -5
Why do you think this is a better way? Just because maybe.
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Post by spike on Mar 19, 2020 22:24:25 GMT -5
Why do you think this is a better way? Just because maybe. It seems as if my pathetic attempt at humor fell flat. Every store around here except Ace Hardware is completely out of toilet paper. Just thought I could maybe grow some of my own.
TOTAL knee slapper right there . . . guffaw . . .
Gonna slink back on out . . .
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Post by spike on Mar 19, 2020 22:39:54 GMT -5
AND just because I haven't been around lately, I can't believe ya'll have forgotten my sick twisted sense of humor. Knife to the heart that is.
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Post by pepperhead212 on Mar 19, 2020 23:44:06 GMT -5
spike I had a feeling that's where you were going with that.
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Post by ladymarmalade on Mar 20, 2020 4:47:02 GMT -5
Gotta admit, the memes have been really good this week!
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Post by brownrexx on Mar 20, 2020 7:18:11 GMT -5
Sorry but I didn't get it either but it's a good idea.
Nice to see you back.
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Post by carolyn on Mar 20, 2020 7:44:32 GMT -5
Oh, did you get your toilet paper seeds from facebook? you silly girl. you know you can only get true toilet paper seeds from a leprechaun and I am afraid they are all hibernating now. I saw one at my house on tuesday of this week but now I don't know how to tell you to get one to your house for the magic seeds. I am so sorry. I guess you will have to learn a new trick... I have heard old dogs can do that so I think we as older adults probably can take a lesson and do that too....this takes dragging your butt to a whole new level... sheesh.
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Post by Laura_in_FL on Mar 20, 2020 12:33:36 GMT -5
LOL, spike! I admit the first one ("growing" more t.p. from an empty roll) sailed right over me. I thought there might be an avocado seed or a chunk of sweet potato inside there. But the "watch and learn" almost ruined my keyboard. And carolyn, the "this takes dragging your butt to a whole new level" remark got a good solid snicker out of me, too.
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Post by paquebot on Mar 20, 2020 14:45:22 GMT -5
I'm surprised not everyone got it. Makes one wonder about some. There's been some good ones on Facebook. Lots of jokes about how to grow your own. Best I saw was a large seed with a sprout and the cotyledon was a tiny roll of toilet paper. We're good for a couple weeks. Then have 6 rolls of paper towels.
Martin
The truth is more important than the facts.
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Post by carolyn on Mar 21, 2020 6:51:00 GMT -5
speaking of seed starting Spike... please let me start some for you. stop by when you are going to see your son... if he is still in Wooster.
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Post by carolyn on Mar 21, 2020 6:53:35 GMT -5
LOL, spike ! I admit the first one ("growing" more t.p. from an empty roll) sailed right over me. I thought there might be an avocado seed or a chunk of sweet potato inside there. But the "watch and learn" almost ruined my keyboard. And carolyn , the "this takes dragging your butt to a whole new level" remark got a good solid snicker out of me, too. I honestly will never think of "my butt is dragging" in the same way either.... sheesh. all I can think now is "do you have worms"..
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Post by spike on Mar 21, 2020 20:04:30 GMT -5
Ya'll didn't think I was done here did you?
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Post by paquebot on Mar 22, 2020 7:52:57 GMT -5
Keep 'em comin', Spike! There's a lot of great ones out there!
Martin
The truth is more important than the facts.
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Post by paulf on Mar 22, 2020 11:23:35 GMT -5
Still no TP anywhere in sight.Slow to germinate I guess. Maybe it is all going to the urban areas since we in the country are not so full of it.
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Post by pondgardener on Mar 22, 2020 20:25:23 GMT -5
with the casinos closed for the time being, maybe this will become an alternative...
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Post by spike on Mar 22, 2020 23:17:47 GMT -5
You are just way to sweet! Yes he is still in Wooster but will have to visit after the lock down. Don't think the Governor would consider driving to a greenhouse essential travel? RUDE! "Yes officer, this is essential travel! I am desperate for dirt and seeds and plants growing . . . health reasons and all . . . "
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Post by carolyn on Mar 24, 2020 20:06:24 GMT -5
You are just way to sweet! Yes he is still in Wooster but will have to visit after the lock down. Don't think the Governor would consider driving to a greenhouse essential travel? RUDE! "Yes officer, this is essential travel! I am desperate for dirt and seeds and plants growing . . . health reasons and all . . . " actually... it is essential. I am serious. it is. you would be welcome anytime as long as you don't bring me any corona... , but combine the trip so you can see him at the same time.
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Post by spike on Mar 25, 2020 11:00:01 GMT -5
HA Laugh at me will ya!
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Post by brownrexx on Mar 25, 2020 11:35:39 GMT -5
OK, spike, I get it this time!
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Post by Laura_in_FL on Mar 26, 2020 8:03:03 GMT -5
LOL, spike! So how long does it take to grow into a full-sized roll?
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Post by paquebot on Mar 26, 2020 20:21:56 GMT -5
Spike, I knew that you could find that one! Have to believe everything that's om the Internet. Now you all know where toilet paper comes from! Getting those seeds are a big secret!
Martin
The truth is more important than the facts.
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Post by spike on Mar 27, 2020 9:59:07 GMT -5
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Post by carolyn on Mar 28, 2020 14:42:36 GMT -5
many may not get this one...... but I am laughing.
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Post by Laura_in_FL on Mar 28, 2020 18:38:45 GMT -5
I confess: I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a trap for someone?
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Post by carolyn on Mar 28, 2020 18:44:31 GMT -5
no, its from the movie "IT". Pennywise the clown left his calling card as a red balloon. it was a horror flick. I never watched it but my kids showed me a spoof on it. If I can find it I will link it unless someone does before me.
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Post by Laura_in_FL on Mar 28, 2020 19:19:42 GMT -5
Oh, okay. I don't watch many horror movies, so that one sailed over my head. Thanks for the explanation.
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Post by carolyn on Mar 29, 2020 11:50:58 GMT -5
me neither. I never thought horror films were entertainment.
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Post by daylilydude on Mar 29, 2020 20:59:36 GMT -5
I do... especially when the wife and kids haven't seen it yet... scaring the bagevees out of them is pure entertainment...LOL!
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Post by carolyn on Mar 30, 2020 5:56:30 GMT -5
Okay, My son refreshed my memory as to where I could find the spoof.
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